Random thoughts that plague my mind.......

Why is there an incessant need for me to have chocolate when there is none for me to have? Please explain this to me. I want a snicker bar, simple right? So I walk over to the fridge and open the door and low and behold, there isn't one there!! This is not a funny trick to me, someone could seriously get hurt.

So I do the only natural thing I can think of, I close the fridge door, then open it back up to see if God decided to put one in there this time. Obviously he isn't realizing the severity of the situation. Now I could get shoes on, get the kids socks and shoes on, load them in the car, drive to the gas station, get out, get them out, take them inside, freak cause they won't stop touching things, pay for the snicker bar, get them in the car, drive home, get them out of the car, take their socks and shoes off, sit down and get ready to take a bite of what I have been waiting all day for, then find I have to share.

Seriously, who wants to do all that work? Not only do all that work but then you have to guard it like a lion who just caught a kill for the first time in a week. Why? Why couldn't one have just magically appeared and I could have enjoyed it peacefully and alone while the kids were napping? I have a feeling this next week is not going to go well for people who come in contact with me.

Another thought I had was last night. I had my one year old laying on my chest, because at two o'clock this morning he was screaming his head off and having a horrible time getting to sleep,(He got blood drawn and 4 shots yesterday). Through it all I should have been thinking of ways to try and calm him down, but instead the thought that plagued my mind the whole time was, "why is the ceiling right outside of his door lower than the ceiling in the rest of the hallway?"

I know that is diabolical. I don't even know where to begin on how that is a serious issue, but it really confused me. So there it is the random thoughts that plague my mind.