long day and it's only noon

So I was hoping that when I woke up this morning my kids might be in a good mood and behave for once. Apparently I was very wrong. My three year old screamed at me at the top of his lungs because I asked him to go use the potty, (which apparently is a crime against nature). I just give up! You want to pee and poop your pants your whole life? Fine, you're just going to end up in diapers again at some point anyway.

My one year old was up at just before one this morning screaming his head off, no idea why, and he didn't go back to sleep until almost two. Well probably after two since I put him back in his bed at just before two and put ear plugs in cause I couldn't take it anymore. I haven't slept in about a week. I wake up every half an hour, it takes me twenty minutes to go back to sleep then I wake up ten minutes after I finally get there.

I just want Ryan to be home, I need a very long nap. Hopefully this week zooms by and we will be that much closer to him being here. Anyone have any suggestions for getting me sleep? Napping when they do doesn't work, and obviously night time is not happening. I have tried Nyquil, anything I can think of. I just want to crawl into my bed and sleep for a month straight. But two boys will never allow that, and at some point I will have to pee so that idea is out.

Hope I can get some sleep before this goes on for much longer. Wish me luck!